"patheticism"

What can one do when faced with a truly terrible set of words from word beads? Why, write a truly terrible limerick of course. This shouldn't even count since I added 's' to two of the words and only used half rhyme on the last line. Woe is me. Worms should be my daily diet.

There once was an ad-man stochastic
Testing slogans for waistbands elastic,
“Though ancient they be
Circumscription is free,
Acronyms merely subject to taxes.”

by the way, he got fired...

words for the week were as follows:
slogan
acronym
stochastic
ancient
circumscription