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Saturday, August 12, 2006

weeds, insomnia, and eyelashes

Three things I learned today:

I am a great gardener, as long as my crop is weeds.

I am thankful for whoever invented insomnia. If it weren't for that gift, I would likely never get any time alone.

My eyelashes are about 1/3 the length they were a few years ago. The only comfort I can take in this is that, no matter how many times you divide something fractionally, you never get to zero. Though, I might need to purchase a really large telescope sometime in the not so distant future.

And to think, my kids are under the impression that you stop learning things once you get out of school.



  • ah ha! so the coke worked. And you didn't get shot :)

    By Blogger Heather, at 12:56 PM  

  • no! no!! I thought that about my eyelashes too - but try curling them. I think they get straighter as we age. I was amazed that I had eyelashes left.

    (very important stuff here)

    By Blogger spidermama, at 12:19 PM  

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