fuzzy logic
There is a cardboard box in my kitchen. It isn’t an empty cereal box or the packaging to ravioli or canned fruit purchased in bulk. It has no kitchen-like function.
On Monday, I received a few relatively small books by way of the U.S. Postal Service. Of course, they arrived in a box five times larger than needed – the extra space consumed by brown packaging paper. Well, I guess that’s better than Styrofoam peanuts.
The box sits on the floor of my small kitchen. It is empty except for two small “bouncy balls” and a piece of junk mail. The lid flaps are rather unwieldy and will not stay flattened because it is a sturdy box.
Tell me, please, why this box remains in my kitchen when I trip over it every single time I walk through the room.
Maybe I should blame it on the Harvest Moon.
On Monday, I received a few relatively small books by way of the U.S. Postal Service. Of course, they arrived in a box five times larger than needed – the extra space consumed by brown packaging paper. Well, I guess that’s better than Styrofoam peanuts.
The box sits on the floor of my small kitchen. It is empty except for two small “bouncy balls” and a piece of junk mail. The lid flaps are rather unwieldy and will not stay flattened because it is a sturdy box.
Tell me, please, why this box remains in my kitchen when I trip over it every single time I walk through the room.
Maybe I should blame it on the Harvest Moon.
Labels: nonsense
3 Comments:
That's as good a reason as any. Do you think it will work for my complete shambles of a house?
By Unknown, at 10:58 AM
I don't know, do you normally do that?
That's my husband. He even gets to where he can ignore it utterly with his mind and eyes. meanwhile? I am slowly going CRAAAZZZEEE with his box-shoes-shirt-whatever sitting where it's not meant to be and either messing up the room or creating a hazard.
Julie
Using My Words
By Julie Pippert, at 11:57 AM
It's there for the same reason my Halloween spidery socks are in the middle of the livingroom floor.
*scratching head*
WHAT that reason is.....I have no clue......
Harvest moon works for me!
By Mel, at 9:46 PM
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